WHEN MY MIND IS HEAVY WORDS TEND TO SPILL OUT

My name is Eric and I'm a Molecular Bio major at UCLA. I shop at Urban Outfitters more than I would like to admit to.

I hate talking to freshman Pre-meds

Me: Hey what school do you go to?

Her: Oh I go to a community college. I’m pre-med. You?

Me: UCLA. Cool what year are you!?

Her: Oh I’m going to be a freshman.

Me: Oh you’re just starting! :D what major are you!?

Her: Pre-med.

Me: …. That’s not a major

Her: ….

Me:

Black People Problems

When someone who isn’t black says the “N” word and everyone in the room looks at me expecting me to do something like

My Dramatic Look Gopher GIF

and I’m just like 

That awkward moment when

Someone ask me if I’m African… Or just regular black -_-

Are you shitting me? Some majors have it so easy… All he had to do was maintain a pulse to get those grades…

Are you shitting me? Some majors have it so easy… All he had to do was maintain a pulse to get those grades…

My second (resulting from hating Calculus) Rage Comic

My second (resulting from hating Calculus) Rage Comic

My first rage comic

My first rage comic